- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Guess what? No.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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