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whats better than 24................. 25

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what do you call a black man named mike

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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