How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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