Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

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