why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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