what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A baby seal walks into a club...

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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