Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A child with cancer grows up.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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