What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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canaan and mallory

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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