Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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baby loves lalma

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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