Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Anti Joke

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