What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black goes to college

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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