- Anti Joke

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz