Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Communism

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It's long!

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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I like to eat people

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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