What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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