There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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The Holocaust

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What abou three times

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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