Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Potato.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Trashcan!

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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