What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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FAP

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a black father

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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