A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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hey

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like for a handjob.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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