Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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