What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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poop

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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