Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's up? The sky.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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