What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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69, hahaha

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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