di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Potato

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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