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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's up? A direction...

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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