Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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No it isn't.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What is worse

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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