Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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