- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

roses are red, violets are violet

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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