What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

I'm taken

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

in the begining... god made some stuff

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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