- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

who smells? •Liam

A Banana wrote this...

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

My mom.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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