why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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MICHAEL

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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weiner? balls

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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