I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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