- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

women's rights.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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