Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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I like to eat people

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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