whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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