- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's what he said.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why was Timmy sad?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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