- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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