how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Gestapo.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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DOWN

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whats pale and white your ass.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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