why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Chuck Norris

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Looks through the peephole.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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