Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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