- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock No one answers....

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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