Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Blarg

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Your Mom

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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No

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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