- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Nobody cares.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What abou three times

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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