What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Looks through the peephole.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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