Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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