How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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