- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

guess what? chicken butt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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