Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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