- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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