What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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9/11/2001

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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