You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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