A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Dozer has a soul

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Obama-Care

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I only like NY as a friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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