your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Your doorbell is broken.

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69, hahaha

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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