How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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