How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

women leaving the kitchen

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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robin, get in the car.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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