Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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BWAT

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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GONNA

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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boobs

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Anti Joke

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