- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

knock knock

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Penis!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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