Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mom

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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