What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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