Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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