What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Gabe Mercado

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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