- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Chuck Norris died.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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