What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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memes

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Penis.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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