Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

YOLO

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is worse than hell?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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