A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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