- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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