Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Johnson stops eating

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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