- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Johnson stops eating

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Looks through the peephole.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why did he die? He was sick.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Your mom

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