what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anne Frank.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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balls in ya mouf

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