- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

This is my joke. funny

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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