One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Chayton

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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