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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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