What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Knock knock (No one is home)

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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