- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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