What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

planking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

8=D

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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