- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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