Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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