a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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