Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Susie has Autism

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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dog

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Obama-Care

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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