- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock (No one is home)

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

There's no "i" in tim.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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